One Tooth Fairy for our home.
Must be able to start immediately
Must be dependable and never forget to visit!
Must have plenty of dollar bills on hand at all times (consider my kids seem to have teeth falling out of their head like snow from the sky....)
Knowing their will be a happy child in the morning.
Reason why we are looking:
Our current tooth fairy just stinks! She frequently forgets to visit. Our poor children go to bed so excited that the tooth fairy will visit only to wake up and find their tooth still under their pillow! Then, I have to deal with their sad faces! Good thing Santa has a better record!
She frequently does not have dollar bills on hand as needed. In fact, she once took a dollar from one child to leave a dollar under the pillow of another child! Can you believe it?!
This week, Kenny lost two teeth! And, both at school on two different days. Both days, his mangled baby molar came home in a little baggie. His poor teacher....
Well, our tooth fairy forgot the first time earlier this week! I told a disappointed Kenny (who, thanks to his innocence, still believes at the age of 9) that I would be sure to call her and straighten it out! So, she did visit that night but left 4 quarters instead of a dollar bill as usual. (Thankfully Kenny knows this is the same and was still quite happy). He lost another tooth yesterday at school and anxiously put it under his pillow. Last night the tooth fairy visited and AGAIN found herself without a dollar bill! She even checked Aaron's wallet to see if their was a dollar she could steal and found only a $10 and a $5 (which, considering he never had cash, he seemed rich...) but knew this would never work. She even considered stealing a dollar from Jacob but couldn't find his money in the dark room. (Smart kid...) So, she was left to scavenge for change- Kenny received 1 quarter, 1 nickel and 7 dimes. Again, thankfully, he was happy with this.
So- to our current tooth fairy- "YOUR FIRED!!!!"
(please apply soon! The position needs filled quickly as I am sure there will be another tooth out soon- Jacob has a couple that are wiggly!!!)
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